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Signs:

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

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