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A Whale Of A Tale

A male whale and a female whale were
swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship. The male
whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many
years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both
swim under the ship and blow out our air
hole at the same time and it should cause
the ship to turn over and sink." They tried
it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the
sailors were swimming to the safety of the
shore. The male whale was enraged that
they were going to get away and told the
female, "Lets swim after them and gobble
them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was
becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the
blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow
the seamen."

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