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As They Get Old

-  Old accountants never die, they just lose their
balance.

-  Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

-  Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

-  Old architects never die, they just lose their
structures.

-  Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

-  Old basketball players never die, they just go
on dribbling.

-  Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

-  Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their
figures.

-  Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

-  Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

-  Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

-  Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

-  Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the
bucket.

-  Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

-  Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

-  Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

-  Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

-  Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

-  Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

-  Old garage men never die, they just retire.

-  Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

-  Old hardware engineers never die, they just
cache in their chips.

-  Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

-  Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

-  Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose
their grippe.

-  Old investors never die, they just roll over.

-  Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

-  Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle
off their metal coils.

-  Old laser physicists never die, they just become
incoherent.

-  Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

-  Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

-  Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

-  Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

-  Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

-  Old number theorists never die, they just get past
their prime.

-  Old numerical analysts never die, they just get
disarrayed.

-  Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

-  Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

-  Old photographers never die, they just stop
developing.

-  Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

-  Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

-  Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

-  Old programmers never die, they just branch to
a new address.

-  Old programming wizards never die, they just
re-curse.

-  Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

-  Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

-  Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

-  Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

-  Old sewage workers never die, they just waste
away.

-  Old skate boarders never die, they just lose their
bearings.

-  Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

-  Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.

-  Old steel makers never die, they just lose their
temper.

-  Old students never die, they just get degraded.

-  Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

-  Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

-  Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

-  Walt Disney didn't die.  He's in suspended animation.

-  Old white water rafters never die, they just get
disgorged.

-  Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

-  There is no conclusive evidence about what
happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

-  Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and
on, and on, and on....

-  Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...

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