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CHINESE JEWS.....

Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese
restaurant.

During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any
Jews in China?"

"I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese
waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese
Jews?"

The waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went
into the kitchen. He returned a few minutes later and said,
"No sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to
the kitchen.

While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there
are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews,"
he said.

"Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe
there are no Chinese Jews."

Exasperated, the waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask
everyone! "We have Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and
Grape Jews. But no one hear of Chinese Jews!"

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Uoversettelige februar 2003