Utvalgt av Sturla Sandlie
On their first date, John took Ellen to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Ellen replied, "Get weighed."
So John took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked at Ellen and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Ellen weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize.
Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, John asked Ellen what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said. So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Ellen`s weight correctly. Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After they got off, John asked Ellen what she wanted to do next. "I want to get weighed!" she said again.
Now John began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door with a quick handshake.
Ellen`s roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.
"Wousy!" Ellen replied.