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DEPRESSED GUY.....

A guy is feeling depressed and goes for a walk on the beach.
He finds an old bottle on the shore, and when he picks it up
a spirit comes out and says, "You look tense. Would you like
a good back rub?"

"Well, actually, I'm depressed because I'm so broke. I wish
you would give me a million dollars instead."

"I can't do that, but I can give you a back rub."

"Aren't genies supposed to grant wishes?"

"I'm not a genie. Does that look like an oil lamp? And you
call what you did rubbing it? I'll show you what a real
rub is!"

"If you're not a genie, what are you?"

"Haven't you ever heard of a massage in a bottle?"

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