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Doctor visit 

An Irishman goes to Doctor with body problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the
doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he
says, "There is a $20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the
twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 note appears. "This is
amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?" "Well fur
gudness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls
out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and
another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah
Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's mooch batter. How mooch is dare den?" The
Doctor counts the pile of cash. "$1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit. I
knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

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Uoversettelige oktober 2003