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Halloween quickies

What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back? "You're under a vest!"

What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home? He had to give it back.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.

How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch

Where can you see a real ugly monster? In the mirror.

 
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