Utvalgt av Sturla Sandlie

HANDS UP

Burglars just broke in

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her
home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
[Turn from your sin]

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a scripture at you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe
and two 38s!"

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Uoversettelige desember 2002