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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was
greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a envelope containing $200.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection
of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by
the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up
the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the
most passionate sex he had ever experienced.
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly
satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful
for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special
for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "screw him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "adding breakfast was my idea."