Utvalgt av Sturla Sandlie

Marital Compatibility

-- An elderly couple had been dating for some
time. Finally they decided it was time for
marriage. Before the wedding, they went out
to dinner and had a long conversation regarding
how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it
was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he
asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd
have to say I would like it infrequently."  The old
gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking
over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually
and asked, . . . "Was that one or two words?"

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Uoversettelige januar 2003