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Remember When ...

An APPLICATION was for employment.

A PROGRAM was a TV show.

A CURSOR used profanity.

And A KEYBOARD was a piano.....

MEMORY was something that you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

COMPRESS was something that you did with
the garbage.

And if you UNZIPPED anything in public you
would be in jail for a while.....

LOG ON was adding wood to the fire.

HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.

And a BACKUP happened to your commode......

 CUT you did with a pocket knife.

PASTE you did with glue.

A WEB was a spider's home.

And a VIRUS was the flu......

A COMPUTER was something on TV from a
science fiction show.

A WINDOW was something you hated to clean ...
And RAM was the cousin of a goat ...

MEG was the name of my girlfriend and GIG was
your middle finger upright.

Now they all mean different things And that really
MEGA BYTES.

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