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Royals' Flight To England

The British Air passenger cabin was being served
by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to
put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers, "The captain has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-
dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
a muscle. "Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground." She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders
from no one." To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.  Put
the tray up, Bitch."

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