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Sick birds 

A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was
always nursing sick birds.

One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a
splint on its beak sitting in his favourite chair. On the
dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at
an aspirin while in the kitchen his wife was comforting a
shivering little wren that she found in the snow.

The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was towelling
down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've
got to get rid of all of these darn..."

The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse.
"Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of the chilled wren.

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