Utvalgt av Sturla Sandlie

Surgery

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was 
about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to
know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon
says.

The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not
going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"

The surgeon hands him the thread and says, "Suture self".

  
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Uoversettelige november 2002