Utvalgt av Sturla Sandlie

TICK...TICK...TICK......

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one
day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock
repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he
is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey,
"Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go
'tick-tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes
'tick...tick...tick.'"

The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter,
where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge
flashlight and walks over the the grandfather clock. He
turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the
clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice,

"Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

Forrige
Neste

Uoversettelige januar 2003