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God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

How did you find out about God? __ Newspaper

__ Television

__ Word of mouth

__ Torah

__ Bible

__ Koran

__ Other Book

__ Divine Inspiration

__ Near Death Experience

__ Friend or Relative

__ Other: ____________

Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.

__ Tarot

__ Horoscope

__ Fortune cookies

__ Self-help books

__ Biorythms

__ Mantras

__ Insurance policies

__ Lottery

__ Television

__ Ann Landers

__ Sex

__ Alcohol or drugs

__ Other: ____________

__ None

God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?

a. More Divine Intervention

b. Less Divine Intervention

c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right

d. Don't know

God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):

a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war)

1 2 3 4 5

b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, sports upsets)

1 2 3 4 5

Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary):

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Uoversettelige januar 2003