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Words of Wisdom

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

A dropped wrench will always end up exactly 1/2 inch beyond your reach.

   
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Uoversettelige november 2002